First-world concerns / Fergie G-Zuz
Is it true that I look like a cross between Fergie and Jesus? Thanks, Michael (I forget what your last name is).
Here's another comment I got from patron today: "How do you get your hair to look so messy!!!" No, he didn't phrase it like a question ... he just shouted it at me like a statement.
I don't brush my hair. At least not regularly. So of course that comment made me feel a little self-conscious. Oh shit! Do I really look like a wreck?
That's one of my legitimate first-world concerns.
I have a lot of first-world concerns. Such as....
How am I supposed to go jogging in this heat?
How can recycle this butter tub?
Stay tuned for more concerns and adventures ... here at dianemiller.website
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